American Cliche #99
It’s only Tuesday and this week has been full of brokedown cars, bad directions, and spammers. Luckily it all makes for a good show. Download it now and take this one with you to your Memorial Day BBQ!
- Porn Star Trades Favors With Cop
- Mighty Minute
- Feedback From Sarah C.
- “I Think We’re Dead”
- Dirtbags of the Week: Michael Vick, Clinton Portis, and Chris Samuels
- One Man’s Opinion
- X-Rated Car Wash
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May 23rd, 2007 at 8:14 am
Vick, Portis, and Samuels…like I needed more reasons to hate these fools. It’s a thug life for them right? Whatever! You saw how quick Portis changed his tune with the weight of the Skins organization on him. Damnit this story pisses me off. These losers…all of them drafted way too high and spend most of every season they’ve been in the league injured. I’m going to go listen to that newscaster snort again, that’ll take my mind of this story.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:47 am
Yeah that story pissed me off too. Just goes to show, no matter how money you make, you can’t buy a brain.
And yes, that snort is awesome.
-S
May 24th, 2007 at 10:29 am
How is it that people can be so flippant about another living creature? As far as Clinton Portis is concerned, I saw him on this show called “Ballers” and had to change the channel. I mean he can barely speak english and what he could speak made my teeth hurt. You know how you hear someone talk (like Melinda Dolittle) and it just grates your nerves? Yeah. That’s how I felt about his speech anyway. To hear him say something so incredibly dumb just reinforces my opinion of him. What effing losers. Now if you toss them in a ring with a cannibal, its inhumane-right? So then how is it not ‘incanine’ (I’m making up words here!) for that walking herpes blister Michael Vick (and I lived in Atlanta for several years. Any groupie that slept with him in the total raw [without condom] now has herpes. He denys it, but he’s all burned up) to take his pets-they are supposed to be there for friendship and companionship for goodness sake!- and force them to fight to the death? I mean what if these dogs are friends? Well, what if they were until they had to fight and one of them killed the other or whatever happens in dog fights? There is no accounting for human stupidity. Thanks Scott for bringing this to light. What effing morons!
Moving on, how are you a cop and you don’t know what THC can do to your body? And I laughed so hard I farted in my cubicle. Not like you wanted to know, but I wanted to stress how funny that was. Cant wait for the 100th episode, keep up the good work!! Envision whirled peas!!
May 24th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Ok, funniest comment line ever:
“...and I laughed so hard I farted in my cubicle”
Classic
May 26th, 2007 at 6:27 am
where i live, there are absurd water restrictions….WE NEED THE NUDIE WASHIES!
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