American Cliche #66
This week has been crazy and it’s only Tuesday. So far, we’ve had 36 hours of downtime on our content delivery network, gone through a mostly painless upgrade of our website software, and made some great strides in offering you all premium content. Whew…I’m exhausted.
* Dustin Diamond (Screech) Sex Tape
* Listener Rant of the Week: Emily
* A New Way to Cure Hiccups?
* Mighty Minute
* Drugmule Beauty Pageant
* One Man’s Opinion
* Dirtbag of the Week: Chytoria Graham
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October 11th, 2006 at 6:16 am
I really enjoy listening to your show. All the subjects you bring up are funny. Like the deal with upsizing, that is really funny cause that really does happen all the time. I hope you guys can get something going to make the show a lot longer. I might do the sixty dollars deal for the year. What type of shirt would you do, like a polo or a plain
t-shirt? Good luck with your show.
October 11th, 2006 at 7:30 am
please include dustin diamond’s video as part of the membership bonuses for the mini show.
October 11th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Hey Scott,
Love your show man, listen to it all the time. So I was surprised that the top answer for that female/penis for a day quiz was “pee standing up”. How unsexy of an answer. Well my answer might be a little cliche but I dont care. I happen to be a lesbian and I would definitly take the chance to screw my girlfriend with it. Hell Yeah. I asked my girlfriend what she thought and she was in total aggreance. So there you go, I would do my GF with it!
October 12th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Bat Wings: When a guy has sex with a girl on her period it creates wings red with blood) across his pubic region. Yuk, been there
October 12th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I think this is starting out to be the most colorful group of comments ever for this show. I think I’m blushing
-S
October 13th, 2006 at 8:51 am
Nice comments!
As a follow up, I saw this on the web:
http://www.clarkmade.com/urinals.html
Now if all urinals were designed like that, we’d probably have them in the home!
October 13th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
I found this on the website
http://vivalamidwest.blogspot.com/2005/10/wonderful-world-of-balls.html the last paragraph answers what bat wings are.
October 25, 2005
The Wonderful World of Balls
Lately I’ve been obsessed with balls. I haven’t seen any in awhile and have an overwhelming urge to tug on one. I’d like to stretch it long and see if it “snaps back,” like a bra strap.
I learned a lot about balls last night over dinner with my friend Josh. For example, did y’all know that they’re not always tight like marbles or loose like ball bearings in a Ziploc? They vacillate. This is fascinating to me, as I always thought dudes were either/or.
Also, the type of manties a guy chooses is extremely important. Pick the wrong kind, i.e. boxer briefs for manual labor, and you could be at risk for bat wings. Bat wings develop from lack of proper air flow around the duditalia. The ball sack gets all sweaty and gooey, then sticks to each inner thigh.
Bat wings.
I never knew.
October 15th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
I suspect the reason ‘pee standing up’ was so popular was the utter grossness of many public toilets– so the whole ‘urinals at home’ thing is irrelevant, at least to the women answering.
…plus they were probably too embarrassed to say ‘jerk off.’
October 16th, 2006 at 12:48 am
just a proof that women are envious
http://www.geocities.com/ploepweb/urinals.jpg
Greetings from Germany.
Love the show
October 17th, 2006 at 2:45 am
Hey Scott, hey Brian,
love the show, longtime listener, listen to it wherever I am, really gets me ready for the day with a smile on my face.
So… today I took the time to check out what batwings were and I found this on
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bat+wings
apparently:
Bat Wings are what guys get when things get sweaty downstairs and your ball sack starts sticking to the side of your thighs.
Example:
“I get batwings everyday at work from sitting for hours. It tickles when i yank them apart from my thighs.”
Well I guess that’s something cleared up. It’s always nice to be able to put a name to a sensation you know so well. Thanks Brian!
Keep up the good work!
Greetings from London, England
David
October 17th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Who knew the Mighty Minute could garner so much controversy?
-S